Friday, September 14, 2007

Hilarious Test Exam Answers

Chanced upon a stupid website... But absolutely hilarious... Laughing my balls off..

http://my.mmoabc.com/article/Punch/1756/Top-10-Most-Hilarious-Test-Exam-Answers.html?login=no

Have a good laugh!!

Saturday, September 8, 2007

And so it is... (Saffi's favourite song when she was young)

My oh my... My last post was sooooooooooo loooooooooong ago... Haha.. So here comes the rather long post about my Saffi and her step brothers...

After my tuition with Lishan, Vivien's sister, I had to go upstairs to see Saffi... My Ah Girl...



*YAWN* What took you so long? I was about to sleep...



Saffi: Today i learned ABC... That's all... A for Elliot! B for Oscar and C for Chappi!!!

Elliot chased me around just now... So i forgot the rest already...

*Sigh* Why must he bully me?? sob sob...



Saffi: I don't wanna live anymore!!!!! I don't know my EFGMNSQUPOIJDVT...........



Me: Don't worry k... Daddy sayang...



Saffi: *Using her mesmerising eyes to psycho me to help her *

Me: *Not looking*

HAHAHAHAHA...



Me: Hi Oscar... Are you willingto help me avenge Saffi's stupidity?



Oscar: Oei... Don't anyhow touch me hor... I dunno you... I dunno what happened.. Don't ask me to do anything.. I dunno... The baby inside Elliot is not mine!!! I didn't do anything...

Me: Hmmm... Why so defensive? I didn't even asked about Elliot's baby... OK... Seems like i have to do it all alone then...

KIIIIIIAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!



*POW!!!*

Elliot: Kick me!! Yes! Harder!! I like it harder....



*BISH!!!*

Elliot: AaahhHHh... I like it with the fist too... Hurry... before Oscar finds out...




Me: Sayang sayang Saffi... No more excuses for your stupidity k??
Saffi: K!

And so it is... ...